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🌎 Unfortunate Brand Names around the world

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Updated: Feb 7, 2020

Mr. Cock

Mr. Cock would be a great name for a sex shop, but probably not the best choice for a store that clearly sells stuff for kids under 8 years old.


Mono Flakes

Admittedly, these look delicious, but I'm not sure I want to eat a bowl full of mono; even though I know in Spanish mono just means monkey, referring to the mascot.


SloWatch

From the heart of Ljubljana, Slovenia we have this catastrophe. At least if you buy one of these you'll have an excuse to be late!


Granada, Spain- Yellow Rat Bastard

I don't know what this is, but I want NOTHING to do with it


Emo Gas - Ireland

I'm from a time and a place where Emo was a lifestyle choice


Pound-Ya; Tokyo, Japan

I can't be the only one who thinks this is a little dirty. Imagine a Japanese guy proposing dinner like "Pound Ya at 6pm?"


Ass 2 Til - Tokyo, Japan

I have so many questions.


Pee Poo- Bangkok, Thailand

Don't think this one will stay around for long...


6-Eleven Phenom Penh, Cambodia

Wait, isn't that name already taken?


FAT- Far Eastern Air Transport

I mean, if the fares are reasonable does it really matter if the airline is Fat or Skinny? ..... This company is out of business now, however their planes can still be seen sitting on the tarmac at Taipei Songshan Airport.


Tana Porn Clinic- Bangkok, Thailand

A significant departure from your typical porn studio. Maybe this is where all the doctor's visit porn scenes are filmed?


Kobil Gas Station Hotel - East Africa

Overnight accommodation! Perfect for the tired driver! Be ready to go in the morning with a full tank!


Hornimans Tea- Peru

A tea for every man...


Fanny Tuna- Peru

Imagine having to approach a worker at the grocery store like "Excuse me, where's your fanny?"


More Coming soon...

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